S:   I was going to send u my dragonache.  Not now!
M:  You can’t! Nice try!
S:   What do u mean i _can’t_?  Can too!
M:  Can’t.
S:   Your so difficult!
M:  Your going to find that u cant send dragonaches!
S:   Whore
M:  Nazi!
S:   Fascist!
M:  Capitalist!
S:   Hey! I like being a capitalist, redcoat!
M:  I find nothing wrong with Communism, Quaker!
S:   Spartan!
M:  Wal-mart greeter :p
S:   Flavor of love contestant!
M:  Minotaur!  From Dantes Inferno (6th level).
S:   You have help!
M:  I do not! I even tried to get help!
S:   U don’t know dante.s inferno!
Ice:  Does the grumpy pants need her chai?
S:   (to Ice)  R u helping M?!
M:  Do too!
S:   It’s Ice!  Ice’s helping you!
M:  I’m a DI buff!  Remember a few years ago when i wanted to be a
minotaur’s bride?
S:   (to Ice)  Do u know dante’s inferno?!
S:   I don’t even know if there r minotaurs in DI!  Y do u know things
i don’t? Not fair!
M:  Look it up, kid.
S:   Is there a movie version?
M:  If ther is, let me know and we’ll rent it together.
S:   I found one with puppets!

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